Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.:
September 9, 2013 at 10:22 pm
That's enough internet for today...
~ Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
September 10, 2013 at 10:24 am
September 10, 2013 at 8:50 pm
+1 internets good Sir
September 9, 2013 at 10:21 pm
some of these.... cannot be unseen!
September 10, 2013 at 5:49 am
10,000 sperm, and THESE were the fastest swimmers?????
September 10, 2013 at 2:23 pm
my eyes are burning now
September 10, 2013 at 6:27 pm
Therese Christensen 10,000? really... well theres about 20,000,000 sperm in a milliliter. so, yeah. i believe your just slightly off.
September 10, 2013 at 7:49 pm
Therese Christensen hahahahaha agrees,,,,
September 10, 2013 at 11:12 pm
Jeremy Cooke true. Dates back to the time our ancestors we still fish... that's why girls have so many eggs but only release a few.
September 10, 2013 at 11:32 pm
Jeremy Cooke im pretty sure it was for a comparison in a joke, not a scientific fact.. no need to be a corrective douche.. just saying :D
September 12, 2013 at 6:19 am
Jeremy Cooke *there are, *you're... you were the fastest out of??? If you're going to correct someone, try not to have the grammar of a fourth grader.
Jamie FlexCity Trent:
September 12, 2013 at 9:09 pm
Jeremy Cooke If "you're going to correct" correct yourself first. *you're
September 14, 2013 at 9:07 pm
Therese Christensen Wow we are thinking the exact same thing. I seriously wonder if these were the best of the best sperm what were the others like? EEEK!!
September 14, 2013 at 10:36 pm
Jeremy Cooke was wrong anyways... the number of sperm cells per given volume varies from person to person and can also vary based on various environmental factors the man may be exposed to. All I can say is if you produce 20 million sperm cells per millimeter you should seriously consider selling it on a regular basis because an average ejaculation (with three-five days abstinence to allow for an adequate buildup) is about 120 million cells on the low end of the range. So unless the average person just has a little dribble come out i fear you are far from correct, not that Therese was any closer. Corrective douche correcting corrective douche for false facts and not for grammar.
September 14, 2013 at 11:24 pm
Connor Williams Don't question Jeremy!! He's a laborer/driver at a fisherman's market. He knows his biology!!
Scott W. Hiles:
September 15, 2013 at 12:40 am
Jeremy she was only making a point.question I have is why is your mug not up there....really.
September 15, 2013 at 4:55 am
Jeremy Cooke you're* ;)
Steve A Mattison:
September 15, 2013 at 8:06 pm
Sarah Ormerod Quality of DNA content bears no relation to effectiveness of Flagella, unfortunately.
September 17, 2013 at 8:54 pm
Jeremy, you seem to be quite the "expert" on sperm count. Who the hell really cares? all it takes is ONE. Apparently, all the good ones were ambushed on the way in.
October 15, 2013 at 10:41 am
Therese Christensen LMFAO Omg...I already thought this was hilarious but your comment put the icing on the cake.
Rene Gillum Mitchell:
November 22, 2013 at 10:52 pm
Jeremy Cooke, who cares, you got the point!
December 6, 2013 at 5:01 am
Therese Christensen nailed it!
December 6, 2013 at 6:11 am
Jeremy Cooke my question to you, since you're the sperm expert, is do they all taste the same?
December 8, 2013 at 2:22 pm
Actually Jeremy Cooke, Connor Williams, and Therese Christensen are all wrong. However Therese was only making a joke?
The volume and content of the ejaculate depend on the length of time between ejaculations. The average volume of semen is 2.75 mililiters(ml), ranging from 2-6 ml, the higher volumes following periods of abstinence. An average human ejaculate contains about 180 million sperm (66 million/ml), but some ejaculates contain as many as 400 million sperm. A man is considered clinically infertile if his sperm concentration falls below 20 million/ml semen.
I've looked at trillions thru the microscope..... Lol.
February 26, 2014 at 9:25 pm
Jeremy Cooke ....really?? That was your concern after seeing these photos...lol! That someone might be off on the amount of sperm fighting their way to be the number one idiot? lol!
September 9, 2013 at 10:58 pm
Just cause you can be naked, doesn't mean you should, lmao.
September 10, 2013 at 1:07 am
Just because some people are prudes or prejudiced doesn't mean they (or you or I) shouldn't.
September 10, 2013 at 12:46 pm
bill is that u wth the leafs?
September 10, 2013 at 12:54 pm
Bill Landis having people poke fun at your family photos is ok... it's something we all deal with when we break 'em out.
September 10, 2013 at 11:13 pm
Rex Gosnell - I think I just wee'd in my pants reading that one, Rex!
September 12, 2013 at 11:05 pm
Rex Gosnell Yes I think thats BILL lmao!! Leftover salad? Just slap it on your junk and scare your kids, yeah. 'merica
September 14, 2013 at 9:18 pm
Your name says it all.
September 14, 2013 at 9:20 pm
Come on people.. beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. and there are people that find these people beautiful.. who appointed you judges?
September 9, 2013 at 10:23 pm
Damn it. What is seen, cannot be unseen,
Johnny V Brazier:
September 10, 2013 at 12:13 am
I feel your pain.lol
September 10, 2013 at 5:45 am
Yes Scott...my eyes are bleeding.
September 15, 2013 at 11:31 am
lol, you pussy bitch this is nothing. wait till my precious internet finds you weak wrist masterbaters and dispenses some true horror on you. Damn why won't it let me post pictures.
Pam Lewis Peck:
September 18, 2013 at 1:48 pm
Randys MarshmellowMan ...what?????
September 9, 2013 at 10:45 pm
Yet another effective weight loss secret discovered. I won't be having dinner tonight.
September 9, 2013 at 10:25 pm
I think I saw my dad...
October 15, 2013 at 2:22 am
I think I saw you in one to.
December 7, 2013 at 12:03 pm
Jamie Alycee Davis ...too*
December 7, 2013 at 1:58 pm
Barry Witmer grammar police pulling me over?
December 7, 2013 at 4:46 pm
Jamie Alycee Davis Absolutely, when delivering sarcasm or cynicism, one should always be certain that their grammar and spelling is spot on...mate.
December 7, 2013 at 6:53 pm
Barry Witmer since you want to be grammatically correct, the word "too" is used when describing excess. Therefore, I was correct in my usage. Shut the hell up. I commented on this October 14th too long ago to be giving a fuck about the grammar I used.
December 7, 2013 at 10:26 pm
Jamie Alycee Davis Synonyms for also: (adv.) too. You simply cannot end that specific sentence with the proposition "to". <wipes hands together> that's that.
Jonathan Rufus Whitfield:
September 9, 2013 at 10:53 pm
September 10, 2013 at 3:59 am
Must have been a good year
He probably drove her home
Russell J Tharp Jr.:
September 10, 2013 at 9:10 pm
I didn't get the tire either. Maybe they both work in a place that sells tires? Maybe they met while one of them was changing a tire. Who knows.
September 11, 2013 at 8:41 am
Victoria Medrano That's what you can make out of 365 used condoms, but one of them seems to have broken! LOL
September 15, 2013 at 12:53 am
I'ne got it....she was bent over changing a tire and he came along and lent her somthing else besides a hand!
September 15, 2013 at 6:44 am
Russell J Tharp Jr. It is his spare tire...to match hers :(
September 20, 2013 at 6:29 pm
Russell J Tharp Jr. I think it was a pun, like the baby was her spare tire, so he had one too.
Fokke van der Hoek:
October 15, 2013 at 11:25 am
Already tired of her shit..
Debra Strader Teague:
October 15, 2013 at 11:35 pm
Russell J Tharp Jr. Really? It's called a spare tire! When you have a really big stomach as in fat!
September 10, 2013 at 12:57 am
I didn't know Khloe Kardashian had a pink poodle....
September 10, 2013 at 3:13 am
Good lord!!! That'll curb your appetite! LMAO!
September 14, 2013 at 11:56 pm
The pink poodle is named Kim....
September 9, 2013 at 11:06 pm
This is the reason shrinks make so much money.
September 10, 2013 at 12:29 am
The "superstar" gymnastics girl.... and what looks like a pantyliner hanging out the side LMFAO.
Kim Fancypants Workman:
September 10, 2013 at 2:58 am
That's just the way they used to make those tights. White crotches. Totally flattering, no?
September 10, 2013 at 6:32 am
Crakers Crakers where the hell are you? You remember Crakers don't you?
September 15, 2013 at 12:55 am
looked more like a rip in the nylons maybe, no matter bad ANY way you look at it!
September 9, 2013 at 11:17 pm
I'm throwing up as my retinas are burning.
Erica Lynn Parra:
September 10, 2013 at 1:29 am
September 10, 2013 at 4:36 am
I really do agree that a lot of these are horrible- but some of these photos are just REALLY dated fashion-wise... with the horrible glasses and haircuts and clothing choices. For all the young kids laughing at them, you just wait 40 years and we'll see how ridiculous many of your outfits and hairstyles look. You don't think so, but neither did they... think about that!
September 9, 2013 at 10:20 pm
Some of these chill me to the bone...
September 15, 2013 at 6:45 am
Hell ya they do...creeeeeepy :(
September 9, 2013 at 7:43 pm
Some hairy people!
September 10, 2013 at 12:14 am
did u notice he was wearing snowboarding boots
September 10, 2013 at 1:35 am
He looked like the Yeti
September 10, 2013 at 5:21 am
Johnny V Brazier abominable snowman! Yes, I noticed lol.
September 10, 2013 at 3:27 pm
that's why he wasn't wearing a shirt
Chris T Opher:
September 11, 2013 at 2:39 pm
Johnny V Brazier Whoa....WHOA...Those are DEFINITELY ski boots!!
September 14, 2013 at 10:08 pm
hair, hair, everywhere...except on the back of his head!
September 9, 2013 at 9:16 pm
OMG these are great! ROFL
September 10, 2013 at 5:30 am
Isn't it interesting - the unique ways in which people costume and express themselves. This reminds me not to take myself too seriously and to have fun.
September 9, 2013 at 10:52 pm
Oh god! what were some of these families thinking? lmbo
September 10, 2013 at 12:56 am
ok... erm....... seriously.... WTF? I don't know if I should laugh or jump off the balcony..
September 10, 2013 at 5:47 am
The balcony is looking pretty good about now.
September 10, 2013 at 8:45 am
some of these are really DISTURBING !!!!
September 10, 2013 at 12:37 am
No. 2 reminds me of Sprocket from SNL--Do you want to pet my monkey?
December 8, 2013 at 6:10 am
I will tell you something scary about #2. I use to know those people. I babysat the boy. Sprocket from SNL. Bought right. He was like real aspergery.
September 10, 2013 at 12:42 am
This was the best laugh I had today :):)
Cassy A. Rivera:
September 10, 2013 at 2:13 am
Khloe K? Is that you? (4th down)
September 10, 2013 at 7:47 am
anybody know how much retinal replacement costs?
September 10, 2013 at 6:33 pm
All faith in humanity is lost...
September 10, 2013 at 12:29 pm
Still searching for human words to express what I've seen.....
Carrie Nellis Crisp:
September 10, 2013 at 7:11 pm
I got some tires outside am going to see if my daughter Amanda will pose with Jamie for her pregnancy photos.
Just kidding people