March 26, 2014 at 12:36 pm
I don't care if it's fake or not - it's hysterical!
March 28, 2014 at 3:31 am
No, this is not...its not even imaginative.
Laurie Blake Marston:
March 28, 2014 at 3:36 pm
Sean Crane, this is fucking hilarious...you have absolutely no sense of humor......sick humor is the best humor! Get a life! My stomach is killing me and I feel like i did a full workout!
March 28, 2014 at 8:52 pm
No one on earth believes you, Laurie....
March 28, 2014 at 9:13 pm
Bill Garrison She is probably someone who tried to make these up XD
March 28, 2014 at 9:22 pm
Laurie Blake Marston A few were funny but the one where they said " I am fuckng your brother in bed" Auto correct does not correct it to that word that was kinda lame
March 28, 2014 at 11:00 pm
Sean Crane shut up
March 29, 2014 at 12:49 am
Bill Garrison I do
Shanna S. Thibodeaux:
March 29, 2014 at 7:40 am
Sean Crane I hate to break it to you but... I have had VERY similar text messages from my Mom like these. Even if these are set up, it's totally hilarious because people can relate to technology challenged Mothers.
March 29, 2014 at 9:54 am
Laurie Blake Marston I am cryn with laughter and its not even 6 am I loved it
March 29, 2014 at 11:20 am
Elizabeth Walter this isn't an auto correct only blog. It's possible that she actually typed an f instead of t. Most of these aren't auto corrected it's just the silly shit the previous generation says when given a smart phone. I've had several instances with my own mother where she's having a hard time texting me back and sometimes it's hilarious!!
March 29, 2014 at 4:59 pm
I believe Laurie
March 29, 2014 at 11:41 pm
Elizabeth Walter My Samsung does all the time... It chooses fuck more than a lot of common words. I guess I text the word fuck a lot.
Casey Mcormack Hall:
March 30, 2014 at 1:29 am
Sean Crane Why do you to be a dick man?
March 30, 2014 at 6:05 am
Elizabeth Walter , auto correct learns the common words used and will correct to them (including swear words).
Jonny Yoga-Pants Tee-Rumble:
March 31, 2014 at 5:09 am
Laurie Blake Marston The close up of your boobs tho...
April 4, 2014 at 12:02 am
Sean Crane ..... dont poop in the sink
May 23, 2014 at 11:55 pm
Sean Crane made me laugh and on a day I needed to turn my frown upside down.. maybe your funny button is broke?
March 26, 2014 at 2:17 am
I thought LOL meant lots of love for a long time. It makes perfect sense too. The one that made me ROFL was the Mom who thought WTF meant "well that's fantastic" Innocence is a beautiful thing :)
March 26, 2014 at 2:39 am
Everyone knows that WTF stands for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
March 26, 2014 at 12:05 pm
Welcome to Facebook!
March 26, 2014 at 3:23 pm
What does ROFL mean?
March 26, 2014 at 3:36 pm
Brenda Turnour It means rolling on floor laughing
March 26, 2014 at 5:23 pm
Brenda Turnour Raiders On Field Losing.
March 26, 2014 at 6:40 pm
Chad Gonzales Hey now not cool. ..
Wendy E. Tate:
March 26, 2014 at 7:42 pm
Brenda Turnour Rolling On Floor Laughing
March 26, 2014 at 7:47 pm
Brenda Turnour roll on floor laughing.
Larissa Lynn de Forrest:
March 26, 2014 at 7:49 pm
Brenda Turnour rolling on floor laughing
Kim Grover Ponce:
March 26, 2014 at 7:54 pm
Rolling on the floor laughing.
March 26, 2014 at 8:35 pm
Brenda Turnour Rolling On the Floor Laughing
March 26, 2014 at 8:58 pm
Chad Gonzales Best answer ever!
March 26, 2014 at 11:18 pm
Brenda Turnour It means Rolling On Floor Laughing
Gabrielle Ingham Wyatt:
March 27, 2014 at 12:01 am
Brenda Turnour rolling on floor laughing :)
March 27, 2014 at 1:36 am
Brenda Turnour Repeat Only Foul Language
March 27, 2014 at 1:42 am
Brenda Turnour it means really old f-ing linens
March 27, 2014 at 2:44 am
It means "I had too much to drink."
March 27, 2014 at 4:00 am
Brenda Turnour roll on floor laughing
March 27, 2014 at 5:08 am
Brenda Turnour ROFL = 'Roll On Floor Laughing' ...
Lindsay M McGraw:
March 27, 2014 at 5:09 am
Brenda Turnour ... It means... (Rolling On Floor Laughing)....
March 27, 2014 at 10:51 am
That one's obviously fake... the sender and recipient are mixed up. The sender is green background but the recipient's name is at the top so unless this is some Freaky Friday shit, the person who made that is retarded.
Rhonda Butler Stevens:
March 27, 2014 at 11:30 am
LOL use to mean lots of love.
Cathy Vos Dykstra:
March 27, 2014 at 11:49 am
Brenda Turnour It means roll on floor laughing
March 27, 2014 at 12:16 pm
Julian Lewin welcome To facebook
March 27, 2014 at 1:40 pm
Julian Lewin Why The Face - a la Phil Dunphey
March 23, 2014 at 1:00 am
These are all fake.
March 23, 2014 at 2:19 am
probably, but they're still funny!
March 23, 2014 at 2:25 am
Ian Campbell No they aren't
March 23, 2014 at 4:11 am
Clybourn Porkins Then go away.
March 23, 2014 at 9:03 am
well that escalated quickly!
March 23, 2014 at 2:54 pm
Clybourn Porkins You have no sense of humour. I feel bad for you.
March 23, 2014 at 6:04 pm
something tells me some of those may have come from you and your mommy
March 23, 2014 at 6:29 pm
they might be fake, but i just got an iphone and had a Droid, i wish i had my Droid back! i dont like it choosing my words for me when i text, and im too stupid to ever figure it out
Jennifer K. Myrna:
March 25, 2014 at 6:04 am
These may be, but my husband texting me to hit his dick on the way home wasn't. I get worse texts than these ALL THE TIME from that man...
Jeanne Leonard Enfinger:
March 25, 2014 at 3:47 pm
SO? Your point is?
Kevin F. Casey:
March 26, 2014 at 3:55 am
Clybourn Porkins He is what he eats so you must be a Big dick...
Jason Kyle Weisbecker:
March 26, 2014 at 5:53 am
What kind of name is Clybourn anyway, go away
March 26, 2014 at 12:01 pm
Next thing you'll tell is that there is no Santa Claus
March 26, 2014 at 2:24 pm
And the character you made into your profile picture is fake, your point sir? It's entertainment.
March 26, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Zaina Hussein you can easily change that in your settings!! click on the "Settings" tab. in the settings, click on "General" tab. from there ,scroll down and click on the "Keyboard" tab. under there you can change all of your keyboard settings! you can turn off "auto-correction" (that will stop it from changing words you're typing) and also "check spelling" if you don't want the annoying reminder that the english language doesn't like the way you spell things. haha. hope this helps.
March 26, 2014 at 5:48 pm
Lauren Miller , with all the trash talk and insulting on the internet, might I take a moment to tell you that you are a delight! Being nice and helpful to someone you don't know is all too rare these days. I'm sure, whether you realize it or not, that you make Zaina's day...she may just hate her new phone a little less!! Have a great day!!
March 26, 2014 at 5:59 pm
These are all from different cell phones, notice the different carriers, etc. so it is pretty obvious it is a COLLECTION of different texts from different people; it isn't just one dumb mom. It was a couple years before I even knew what BFF was, I swear. Not all of us are up on the latest technology but I bet you don't know how to put clothes thru a wringer washer and get them clean and fairly wrung out without smashing your fingers. BTW, you can't text or multi task while doing that I assure you!
March 26, 2014 at 8:13 pm
wow, picture spongebob with a rainbow between hands. Now insert this text: nobody cares.
Allright. That's what i want to tell you.
March 26, 2014 at 8:24 pm
So glad you're here to save us from the big bad fake texts.
Penny Shorey Mitchell:
March 26, 2014 at 8:33 pm
these sound like me with my kids, all in their 40s, so you see not all fake.
March 27, 2014 at 2:11 am
Well the "A in chem!!!" one has to be, the texts from "MOM" are on the wrong side..
March 27, 2014 at 4:11 am
I laughed through the whole damn thing. Maybe you just can't relate to any of them.
בן גלעד בלו:
March 27, 2014 at 2:15 pm
so is your profile Photo....fake! -_-
March 27, 2014 at 2:36 pm
Of course there FAKE.....there JOKES ...duhhhhhh
March 27, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Derek Phillips I love your picture.
March 27, 2014 at 5:31 pm
I don't care if they are-they're better than most jokes!
March 23, 2014 at 2:31 am
This is so funny.... I am that mom! Not really up on the tech stuff! :(
March 27, 2014 at 5:36 pm
my mom is that same way don't feel bad i have to explain things i say to her because I thought she would've understood them.
March 26, 2014 at 3:02 am
The alien emoticon one screams fake, but most of the others are pretty good!
My mom once sent me an email from her phone that went like "Did you go to school today question mark How do you do a question mark on the phone question mark"
March 26, 2014 at 4:00 am
Shocking as it may seem there REALLY ARE people that dumb.. Take my dad it took me 9 months to explain Google or Yahoo was a website not a Browser. at least every ttwo days "Kevin I can't get my Yahoo to work so I can go on the internet to work. Oh & don't get me started on User name & password that took darn near 11 months.
Lisa Pacella Gonfiantini:
March 26, 2014 at 1:59 pm
Kevin F. Casey It is not being dumb. Not everyone grew up with the technology you take for granted.
March 26, 2014 at 2:31 pm
Lisa Pacella Gonfiantini I KNOW!!!!! Kevin you're rude!
March 26, 2014 at 5:44 pm
Kevin F. Casey I'd like to see you do math/algebra problems without a calculator, or write a paper without spell-check & punctuation correct.
March 26, 2014 at 8:38 pm
Okay ladies, calm yourselves. I know plenty of people who aren't tech savvy and still can't do math or write a paper on their own. It's called being dumb.
Frank M Smith:
March 26, 2014 at 9:09 pm
Lisa Pacella Gonfiantini ,
Thats right and some of those old folks invented it.
March 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm
Kara Muller yes, there are dumb people out there, but young Kevin's insinuation is that people who aren't proficient at texting or using the internet are dumb, and that is not true.
Arlene White Stricker:
March 26, 2014 at 9:51 pm
Kara Muller ,the dictionary meaning of 'dumb' is mute,cannot speak.
March 26, 2014 at 11:20 pm
Lisa Pacella Gonfiantini Not only that, he implied that his own father was dumb. How rude and obnoxious. It is also quite funny that he is calling other people dumb when he clearly cannot punctuate.
March 26, 2014 at 11:50 pm
My father has taken to calling his computer a "googler*
March 27, 2014 at 12:25 am
Arlene White Stricker That's fine and true, but since everyone else (in this conversation at least) has used that word in place of 'stupid', I doubt anyone was confused by what I meant. It's a shame, you seem to think you're contributing when really you are just wasting time.
March 27, 2014 at 12:55 am
Lisa Pacella Gonfiantini The inability to adapt could be considered stupidity.
Honestly I think that everyone involved in this chain of comments is "dumb" (read - stupid.)
March 27, 2014 at 1:01 am
Andrew Majkut Including yourself! ;-)
March 27, 2014 at 1:17 am
Andrew Majkut I don't think being able to text like a smart ass teenager is adapting.
Reneé SingerSongwriter It seems reasonable to call his father dumb if it took months to learn simple things. He would be in a better place to determine that than we are.
March 27, 2014 at 1:16 pm
Jimmy Andrews No it's never ok to call your parents dumb. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. They were here before us. They are wiser than us. They are the ones who guide us. If they are dumb, so are you! Everything you are today is because of them. Ok so they may not be up to date on the changes with technology. So what? That is not a measure of ones intelligence. The disrespect from some of the people in this conversation is appalling. No doubt they're teenagers who have no respect for the ones who came before them. One day it will be your children calling you dumb all because you're not aware of the latest technological trend. Way to turn a light hearted funny post about texts into something disrespectful with your obnoxious posts. Good job! ps. I bet you Kevin's dad can punctuate. It should be him calling his son dumb.
March 27, 2014 at 1:31 pm
Kevin F. Casey, you're not rude. People need to get with the times, our times. An undergrad doesn't even cut it anymore, we're basically obligated to go to grad school to get a decent job, AND we have to learn more than the "baby boomer" way of things. Mom, Pops... just learn how to get "on the Google", you're lawyers & surgeons & professors & work in administration and etc. Cmonnn.
My parents are perfect examples of "clueless" when it comes to technology.
My 83 year old Great Aunt sends me emails... with photo attachments. WHy? because she wannnted to learn.
Suzanne Stubbert Holland:
March 27, 2014 at 4:03 pm
Some people just can't be taught. My parents are in their 60s and don't have a problem using technology. My husband's 80 something grandparents are on Facebook and can seem to figure that out. I think it's that some people actually WANT to learn how to use technology and some people just dont
March 27, 2014 at 4:08 pm
Kevin F. Casey I teach my mom how to copy/paste on a weekly basis.
But my all time favorite: "MY COMPUTER ISN'T WORKING come over now and fix it!!!!!"
….. Just had to turn it on. #loveyama
March 27, 2014 at 4:18 pm
Lisa Pacella Gonfiantini Not knowing how it works to begin with is technically ignorance. Not understanding it after it is explained to you is being dumb.
March 27, 2014 at 8:15 pm
Lisa Pacella Gonfiantini I agree with the other recent comments. It's a choice to learn when it comes down to it. My grandpa had the first of every technology. He had a cell phone in the 80's (or car phone ha), all the latest game systems, palm pilots, and now smart phones and tablets of the latest generation the day they come out. I've never taught him a thing. He teaches me half the time! And if I use an slang word or acronym he's not familiar with, he ASKS me to teach him what it means. He never calls me a "smart ass teenager" and never will. He understands that life is always changing, and one must change with the times or shut up about it.
March 27, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Kevin F. Casey you are rude! :)
March 27, 2014 at 9:38 pm
Catherine Coyne Math.... would Mathematic Analisis Suffice? And Paper define it better I should explain what and I how many words.
March 27, 2014 at 9:43 pm
My boyfriend sent it to me just the other day and I had no idea what he was trying to send me..
Haley Lynn Dykstra:
March 28, 2014 at 2:28 am
Kevin F. Casey Google isn't a website smart one. It is a
March 26, 2014 at 6:38 pm
these aren't fake - I know this because somehow my text to my mom showed up on this list
March 26, 2014 at 11:43 pm
Sure it did.
March 27, 2014 at 2:19 am
Proof of them watching eh?
March 27, 2014 at 3:22 pm
The condom on the floor one ? ouch .
Sunny Lee Wilkerson:
March 27, 2014 at 7:39 pm
Yeah right. I hate people who lie for attention. So pathetic.
March 28, 2014 at 4:23 am
Anthony Garner The condom one had to be to a son for the mess. To your daughter, you'd be grateful.
March 25, 2014 at 10:56 pm
I am literally crying laughing....
March 25, 2014 at 11:05 pm
Claire will def say l am all of these mothers as possible said or text most of these.
March 27, 2014 at 8:49 pm
LCLOF = "Literaly Crying Laughing On Floor" -- good one.
Dianne La Chasseresse:
March 28, 2014 at 12:26 am
Me too Dawn!!! i made piss on my underwears!!! :p
March 28, 2014 at 3:15 am
Dianne la Chasseresse That would be roflmaopp. Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off peeing pants.
March 29, 2014 at 6:29 pm
James Buja - ROTFLMAO - rolling on the floor laughing my a-- off. Just for fun!
March 26, 2014 at 5:24 pm
I like the "I don't do pornos at work"... save that for home life?
March 27, 2014 at 12:34 pm
That's what I immediately thought, too!
Gayle Belkin Speck:
March 26, 2014 at 4:03 pm
March 26, 2014 at 6:34 pm
Rolling on the Floor Laughing and I Can't Get Up?
March 27, 2014 at 2:48 am
Repeat Only The Foul Language And If Caught Giggle Uncontrollaby
March 27, 2014 at 6:26 pm
Jeff Martin - yup
March 23, 2014 at 12:29 am
Whats really funny is I can see Mom doing some of these.
March 23, 2014 at 10:35 am
I may have to disown you!
March 26, 2014 at 7:30 pm
These are funny.. But y guys...you laugh at your parents, but they gave you a heart to laugh with, and taught you to communicate .....!
Ian La Charite:
March 27, 2014 at 4:20 pm
They did, but they also laugh at some of the stuff we say and do while we're growing up. It's all in fun : D
March 27, 2014 at 8:21 pm
Some of these the joke is on the kid (i.e. "we're going to buy you a car" and the condom on the floor).
March 26, 2014 at 7:15 pm
who pays $40 for 2 grams?
March 26, 2014 at 10:11 pm
We pay about $20 per gram here in STL if you are buying by the gram. But if your buying like 8ths or quarters then it's not 20 at all
March 26, 2014 at 10:12 pm
P.S idk why it says my high school by my name I haven't been in high school in over 10 years lol
March 27, 2014 at 12:28 am
its a prank text: http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2013/04/25/comedians-hilarious-prank-texting-parents-about-2-grams-for-40′/
March 27, 2014 at 6:06 am
Matt Bruneel Don't put all your info on FB. It takes it automatically.
March 27, 2014 at 8:39 pm
These are funny. Some are crude, but it comes with the package. I find it amusing that you laugh at your parents for not understanding technology. It is your parents generation that started it. Now understand when we were growing up there were no computers. All telephones were on a cord plugged into a wall. The closest thing to a cell phone was a satellite phone. Most people didn't have them as the were very expensive. The one thing I can say we have over the younger generation is, we know how to count back change. We don't need a computer cash register to do the math for us. Most of us can do math in our heads and never had a calculator to rely on. So laugh if you will, we have our giggles too.
Junior L. Brown:
March 28, 2014 at 2:32 pm
Blah Blah Blah, go find out how many apples JImmy has.
March 30, 2014 at 5:28 pm
Junior L. Brown Instead of "obedience" you need to attend "respect" school.
April 2, 2014 at 5:22 pm
Steve Huxter You're right, I should be more respectful of people's ignorance and their right to make hasty generalizations with not one shred of evidence to back their claims. I mean, people are entitled to their realities, no matter how warped their perception. Thanks Steve! I am forever indebted, and a changed dog.
Daniel J McEwen:
March 26, 2014 at 4:30 pm
I'm grateful my mother actually knows how to use her phone!
March 29, 2014 at 10:21 pm
My mom took a video of a plant that I bought her with her Iphone!
March 26, 2014 at 7:41 pm
OMG….THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 23, 2014 at 9:19 am
So funny I'm going to do this see what kids say
March 27, 2014 at 12:39 pm
This is for real.
Years ago there was an older person in our office who would send out 'atta boy' messages when someone made a milestone or similar & sprinkled with abbreviations (to sound 'hip'? )
Such as, "Adam GFY!" - he thought he was writing 'Good For You' and everyone else took it to be "Go F*ck Yourself"
March 23, 2014 at 12:15 pm
March 26, 2014 at 4:09 pm
Sure some may be made up...or exaggerated...but my mom could def have done a couple of these n they r hysterical!
March 26, 2014 at 9:54 pm
I'm a mom's mom and I can do that ;-)
Stacie Renae Foster:
March 26, 2014 at 6:42 pm
The "I cucumber Ritalin pea" one made me just about pee myself!!!
Sally Burns Mikkelsen:
March 27, 2014 at 10:01 pm
Sarah, share this with your grandparents!
Chris Marie Edelman:
March 28, 2014 at 1:36 am
This is hysterical. These made me laugh and cry and remember some of the crazy things I accidentally text to my kids... Thank you!!
Mary Ann Dyer:
March 28, 2014 at 3:39 am
hahahaha I have written a few in my day.....lol
March 23, 2014 at 12:08 pm
March 26, 2014 at 4:43 pm
Best laugh for a long time. We all have to learn by our mistakes.
March 26, 2014 at 6:59 pm
So funny...don't you just love our moms???